Somebody had to do this. A costumed man’s whole job is to be intimidating on a jumbotron, so naturally we asked the only question that matters: who wins if it actually comes to blows?
Methodology was rigorous — by which we mean two guys on a couch arguing for forty-five minutes. Size, mascot “attitude,” and prior on-field antics all factored in. No mascots were harmed. Several egos were.
Full rankings, and the surprisingly heated debate over who takes the top spot, coming soon.
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