Somebody had to do this. A costumed man’s whole job is to be intimidating on a jumbotron, so naturally we asked the only question that matters: who wins if it actually comes to blows? Methodology was rigorous — by which we mean two guys on a couch arguing for forty-five minutes. Size, mascot “attitude,” and […]
Ask five fans how overtime works right now and you’ll get five different answers, two of which are just confidently wrong. That’s not a fan problem. That’s a league problem. The rule’s been tweaked so many times trying to fix “one team never gets the ball” that it’s now genuinely harder to explain than the […]
The wait is over. Six games this weekend feature teams that finished last season in the top ten of most power rankings, which means Week 1 is doing a lot more work than it usually does. The early storyline everyone’s watching: whether last year’s surprise playoff teams can prove it wasn’t a fluke, or whether […]
